All right, it's loading.
Let's go.
But Mom said that we shouldn't do this during exams and doesn't want us to play.
Don't worry. Mom might have said that, but she won't be back until tonight.
Just for a little bit then...
How should we search for it?
It's an item that cannot be used...
Shino-san probably went on a date with her boyfriend.
Date?
That can't be possible. She denied having one.
Stop making pointless deductions.
Okaaay.
Did you believe that?
Not really.
It doesn't make a difference anyway.
You're jealous.
Why would I?!
Because Haseo doesn't dare to look at Shino-san's face.
Unable to look at the face of the woman you love.
There aren't any treasures or monsters!
How do we look for an item in a place like this?
It might drop.
Come on...
It can't be found that easily.
I just want to play with them again...
I was starting to feel better...
That's not part of my character, I guess.
As I thought, I should stop coming back.
What the hell is this? It's not in the guidebook.
I-I don't know either! It says there aren't any powerful monsters here.
Damn, I said that I didn't want to come.
You guys okay?
Y-Yeah.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Are you guys n00bs?
Yeah. We just got on.
Hey, Yuuta. Say thank you.
Hmph. It's not as if we asked for help.
And don't call me by my real name!
Oh, sorry.
Urr... Kashimiya.
Kashimiya?
Over there is Uuru.
Kashimiya and Uuru?
I'm Tabby. Nice to meet you.
This is rare.
How about sitting down?
Are you here because of some "business"?
Well... it's not really business...
Is that so?
This weird field is probably too high of a level for you n00bs.
Tabby-san, have you played long?
I guess!
There was a time when I was like you guys and couldn't tell left from right,
and I had to be saved by people.
Right now, I think that it's risky to fight with the equipment you have.
The items that you can use depend on your class.
I'll teach you about that.
Lookin' good, you two. Lookin' very good!
It looks good, Yuu... Kashimaya.
Thanks for your ass kissing.
By the way, I've had experiences with free gifts on other games I've played.
What?
Are you going to use us?
Huh?
It seems weird because we just met.
Who, just who, is Tabby?
Hey!
I am just imparting knowledge from other people to you guys, that's all... I guess.
That's all I can do.
Okay!
Let's go.
Where to?
You need to ask? Use those items to get revenge!
I wonder where they are, and what they are doing.
A bunch of people that are like you.
They ignore their own n00bness and don't talk much.
But when shit happens, they stand there acting emo and wish for someone to pay attention to them.
Like a certain black Multi-Weapon...
Now I'm going to get serious.
Watch closely.
These monsters...
Take this, and this!
Hey, I think...
Yeah, she's clueless.
Seriously... using physical attacks against this Water monster is retarded. Fire is more effective.
It needs an ELEMENTAL HIT...
This and...
...this.
Let's use a combo!
Heh, this is bad...
Don't you know about attributes?
Attributes?
Stupid monster! Take this, and this!
Tabby, step aside.
Wa-Wait a minute, what's that?
Did you just ask what it was?
Are you serious? Tabby, have you really played this game for a long time?
You have to destroy the shell of an armored monster first, or else your attacks won't do any damage.
Especially crab-type monsters like this one.
O-Oh! The shell! R-Right!
If the shell isn't broken...
You can't win by just randomly slashing it, right? Hahaha...
Th-This is bad! Uuru, Kashimaya, come in from the right. I'll go in from the left.
Are you sure?
Go on my signal.
Three, two, one, go!
What are you doing? Right, to the right!
We are heading right.
That's left!
I don't understand what you are saying. We are heading right!
As I was saying, that's left, left!
It's right no matter how you look at it. Get that through your head!
No matter how and where you look, that's the left, left!
This is the end...
You're leaving?
I can't do anything if I idle here.
You're saying that even though no one forced you here?
I guess.
Looks like those that come by today are the rare ones.
I see.
If it was Shino-san or Master, then this...
I'm hopeless...
Sheesh, don't be so emo.
Since this is the game you've wanted to play for so long, just make up and be friends again.
We aren't friends.
We're brothers.
Eh? I thought that you were just friends!
Are you the younger brother?
Urr, it's the other way round. I'm the older one.
I've had enough. I'm quitting these games.
Kashimiya?
Well, this game is pretty easy to get emo about.
But, it's just a game.
Kashimiya!
What should I do?
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but this has gotten totally off topic. I'm gunna take off...
What're you going to do if those two take on another quest, little miss?
But...
Don't worry. There's someone who is free riiight here.
You won't get owned this time.
Let's see... Tabby, Uuru, and Kashimiya.
After logging into The World...
...you're n00bs that don't know anything?
You there, you only know the basics right?
Yup.
Honestly, I am pretty busy.
I'll tell you how to be an awesome player, though that's not what I intended to do.
Please teach us then, urr...
I'm Kuhn.
Uh...
What?
Is this course required for graduation?
Try to finish by evening.
Our parents will be back by evening, and we have to get off before then.
We came on secretly.
Doesn't matter.
I'm the only one who needs to log out. You wouldn't get scolded.
That isn't the problem.
That's the problem.
Uh, in other words?
You suck at studying, right?
Hold it, you little prick.
Since I'm such a nice guy, please allow me...
...to drill the rules of the game into you.
Oshi-
What the hell?!
It's damn unsightly to throw a temper tantrum!
Stop goofing around!
Hey, what was that earlier about?
My brother is studying for his junior high school exam.
My parents' policy is that anything not related to the exam isn't needed.
During my time, they weren't as harsh.
However, I failed my exams...
...and my mother has since transformed into an Education Nazi.
She decided I was a bad influence on my brother.
It's all my fault he's having such a rough time.
So I'm letting my brother log into this game he's been wanting to play while my parents aren't home,
and keeping it a secret from them.
I see.
Let go of me! It'd be more beneficial to study instead of playing this game!
Orly?
Studying, huh?
Like you said earlier, I suck at studying.
So I was right.
However,
in this world, there exists idiots who only know how to study.
I have an older sister as well.
Eh?
She's totally different from me.
She's good at studying, so my parents have high expectations of her.
I think it's okay for them to have expectations, but it seems tough on her.
But I don't really understand.
Being expected to perform well...
How does it feel?
Probably...
...it's "that" type of feeling.
"That" type of feeling?
Being expected to perform... Isn't that the feeling you're going through right now?
No matter what happens, we're dependent on you.
Isn't that how being expected to perform feels like?
Hey! Time to go!
Okay!
What should I do? Hey, what should I do?
Who knows?
I really hate idiots who suck at studying.
If you calm yourself, you should be able to do it!
Okay.
Have a safe trip.
Do your best!
You are totally useless!
Really, totally!
That's the fault of the one teaching us.
I don't really know what I should say, but do better next time!
Okay!
That isn't all there is to it!
You there, quit bitching!
You there, start thinking about yourself!
And you there, especially you! Being spunky is useless!
Oh well. Time is nearly coming to an end.
One last battle before Mom comes home. Do your best.
Revenge.
The place where we got owned earlier should be around here.
It's here!
Dude, it's gotten huge!
Don't help them, Tabby.
Leave this to the two of them.
But...
It's pointless if it's not done by just those two.
We'll be fine this time around, I know it!
Don't be so reckless!
We can do it! I know we can!
Kashimiya, approach it from the right.
I will approach from the other direction.
Then the moment it's distracted, Kashimiya will deliver the finishing blow.
I'm going!
Hey, don't make decisions on your own!
Wait, this is getting bad!
Hurry up and help!
Kuhn, if this goes on, the kids will...
Leave it.
Hey, you're such a loudmouth. Why are you backing off at such a dire time?
You...
...are really the idiot who sucks at studying, aren't you?
Your brother brought you here without the approval of your parents.
Is it really okay for things to turn out bad?
Yuuta?
It's Kashimiya, bro.
That's great, Kashimiya!
Next will be your debut, Tabby.
In a dangerous situation like this, you understand what is needed the most, right?
Er-Erm...
The one that can turn a dangerous situation around is a spunky person.
Okay, do as I say from now on.
We'll synchronize our timing and deliver consecutive hits to it.
It-It'll turn out well, right?
It'll be fine!
All right!
Now!
Brother.
Today was fun.
Thanks.
After your exams are over, let's play here again.
Okay.
Well, that's the feeling.
You unexpectedly had fun, didn't you?
Sort of.
I wonder what those two are doing right now.
Who knows.
Teaching n00bs... isn't that bad.
Everyone starts off as a n00b.
Doesn't feel bad at all.
Bye.
He's a pretty strange guy.
Little lady, what're you going to do from now on?
I don't know.
I see.
But, I'll stay here awhile.
Maybe there's something that I can do.
By the way, little miss...
Something you dropped.
When the time arrives, this...